Phone vs. Pixie — six lines that end the argument

Your phone: 47 takes and nobody likes any. Pixie: one flash, everyone looks iconic.

A phone at the table ends the night. A Pixie gets passed around it.

Phone photos look like everyone's. Pixie photos look like 2003.

A disposable quits after 27 shots. A Pixie shoots the whole summer.

Instagram is for strangers. These are for the group chat.

Camera roll: 9,000 screenshots. Pixie roll: actual memories.